Thursday, November 10, 2011
Apocalyptic Thoughts on the Human Tail, and Getting Sloppy on the Sabbath
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Georgians no longer need to attend an Episcopal Mass to get a nip of alcohol before 12:30 on Sundays.
One of the few remaining stalwarts upholding "Blue Laws"- or religiously-fueled mandates to protect the sanctity of the Sabbath- the State of Georgia recently put to ballot the ability for counties to decide on repealing or upholding these laws. From the overwhelmingly Christian perspective, the sale and consumption of alcohol had been deemed disrespectful to the observance of a holy day. No outcry, however, against Sunday travesties like that dancing FOX NFL Sunday robot, or- most perverse- the continued airing of American Dad.
As of this Tuesday, the voters spoke with a nearly unanimous voice to tear down these teetotaling walls. Being a non-Presidential/Senatorial/Congressional voting year, literally tens of patriotic pollsters made it clear that their bloated, groaning livers would not remain silent.
Previously, alcohol sales of any kind in any retail establishments were illegal. Restaurants, bars, and other on-premise establishments could not serve until at 12:30 PM, leaving only 30 minutes of tour de force guzzling to prime one's pump for an afternoon of yelling at the TV. Damn Cleveland Browns.
So, what does this all mean? Well, people in qualifying counties and municipalities (not all have held the vote yet) can buy booze on Sunday. At least, after 12:30 PM. Compromise is a bitch.
But what does it really mean? So much more than religion. Something that may bring down civilization.
I've seen Georgians on Facebook celebrating like we got Osama Bin Laden or American Dad got canceled. To me, I see just another convenience advancing the laziness of humans. And that, my friends, is why we're never gonna see it coming. The robots will become self-aware. We'll all be too drunk, throwing empty cans of swill at the TV, because the remote is out of reach, and damned if American Dad doesn't come on right after those NFL games.
Georgia's new law is an evolution of convenience, and one that will make our instincts dull.
Take the appendix, for example. Or, even better, the tail. At some point, humanoids had tails. I mean, we have tailbones now, so it's reasonable to say we had tails (and it's far too late for me to go researching the missing link. Plus, have you ever Googled "homo erectus"? Not the savory, scientific results you'd expect). A tail is used as a counter-balance for a tree-dwelling creature or one that walks hunched-over. At some point, the humanoids began to walk more upright. Having nothing to counterbalance, the tail- once essential- became obsolete.
Native Georgians have always had a sixth sense. An instinctual advantage, if you will. The "Sunday beer" impulse is one that drives a Georgian- without the bottleneck of reasoning- to buy extra beer/wine/liquor on Saturday night. I've personally lost count of the number of times I'd had no plans to drink anything on a Sunday. Yet, there it would always be: a squirreled-away 6-pack of Coors Light tall boys in the crisper. Don't even recall buying 'em. Indeed, an acorn for hard times.
Now, having no need to rely on survival instinct, Georgians will do like the rest of the nation and become soft. And drunk. Vulnerable. To terrorism. To robots. Even zombies.
Think I'm crazy? Watch the show The Walking Dead. Zombie apocalypse. And as the drama unfolds, the writers have yet to tell me how it all started. But I know one thing: the show is set in Atlanta, a place where alcohol sales have recently been approved on Sunday. How's that for a theory? This, my friends, is ground zero.
So take your new "freedoms", Georgia. I'll stick to my instincts. And I'll be enjoying a six-pack of "Sunday beer" while you all are getting eaten by zombies on a Sunday afternoon at the liquor store.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Friday, April 23, 2010
Meat me in Southwest Georgia
I get goosebumps every time I read that slogan. Genius is not flattering enough of a word. But Stripling's is much more than a convenience store...
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Sense of Place (part 2 of 2)
Usually, a wine tasting evolves (or devolves) into a flourish of descriptors ...colors, aromas, flavors. It's an exercise in subjectivity; a bizarre ritual of flaunting knowledge and one-upmanship. I'm wired to transform into this often-pretentious mold when tasting, especially when trying to match wits with a proprietor or winemaker. Yet, as we sip on Persimmon Creek's five offerings- a dry Riesling, Seyval Blanc, Cabernet Franc (a grape that always seems to show up where grapes "shouldn't" be grown), Merlot, and an Ice Wine made from the Riesling- there is very little discussion of exotic fruits and flavors. Rather, we quaff over empassioned exchanges on politics, the struggles of running a successful small business, the high cost of distribution, wine writing and respect/disrespect for the subject matter, and the hallowed French concept of terroir. To say that Hardman is passionate on these topics is like saying Jimi Hendrix was a "pretty decent guitar player." I don't know if "chip on the shoulder" is the right way to describe it, but there's an overwhelming sense that this woman has taken a lot of heat as a Georgia winemaker, and she has fought tooth-and-nail to defend her place among the snobs and fortunate sons of an industry built on the haughty shoulders of legacy and pedigree. Monday, March 29, 2010
Sense of Place (part 1 of 2)
Monday, February 1, 2010
Light-Headed at 1800'
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Fall in North Georgia
The weather was cold...really cold for mid October. But the campfire was warm, as were the bbq, beans, and cornbread. Of course, wine was plentiful, and the conversation and behind-the-scenes access from the owners and winemakers completed the day. Drinking room-temp, yeasty wine-to-be straight out of the fermenter has never been so fun!
Thursday, October 15, 2009
It's "Drink Local Wine" Week! Get your butt to the mountains!
I've heard it all before:
"California's too far away!"
"Ugh, I can't afford a plane ticket to Oregon!"
"The 'Finger Lakes'? That's too cold!"
"I don't even drink. How did my quote end up on a wine blog. Am I getting paid for this?"
All fair quotes, all completely unsolicited, and more importantly- unpaid. Actually, I promised folks that I pay them the exact same that I get paid from the suburbanwino.com coffers. Suckers.
So, what was the question? I asked folks why they're not visiting wine country this weekend. Yeah, folks in Atlanta. They squabbled and squawked; made excuses and reminded me that we're "in the southeast. No wine around here, unless you like blackberry moonshine and don't mind 'squealing like a pig'" to get your trotters, er, hands on it. Ah, Deliverance. Thanks for honoring and portraying my beloved state in the same way The Sopranos represented New Jersey (or From Dusk 'Til Dawn painted Mexico, for that matter).
But I digress. What these fine folks didn't realize is that wine country- real wine country- is right in their backyards! As I've written several times in the past, Georgia is making some pretty serious wine. The Dahlonega Plateau offers cooling elevation (1800' above sea level), the slopes and clay soils provide good drainage and rain barrier, and the dedicated vineyard managers and winemakers give every ounce of themselves to turn a difficult climate on its head- providing wines that I'm generally proud to drink outside of a paper bag. And we're not talking muscadine, scuppernong, and any other vitis rotundifolia grapes that make better names for Hollywood infants than they do wine. They're making real wine; vitis vinifera (basically, Latin for "wine grapes"), aka Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot, Syrah, Sangiovese, Chardonnay, Viognier, Cabernet Franc, Tannat, Touriga Nacional, and some interesting hybrids like Vidal/Seyval Blanc. Yet, while many of these wines express some interesting flavors (some would perhaps say "grassiness") that you may not find in the true varietal character of "traditional" wine regions, I say what makes them atypical is what makes them unique. Ask a Frenchman, and he'd insist that's what the hallowed "expression of terroir" is all about. Then, he might celebrate your astuteness with some goose fat and cigarettes.So go try something unique. Go try something local. It's good for your state's economy. It helps some hardworking folks- simply (or insanely) following their passion- succeed. And, doggone it, a lot of times, the wine just tastes good. That's been my experience with many Georgia wines. They've come a long way.
I really appreciate what DrinkLocalWine.com has done, putting together this week to celebrate regional vino. In Georgia, here are a few wineries that you should check out. Go this weekend. When you taste these wines, you may just squeal...with delight:
Montaluce Winery and Estates
Three Sisters Vineyards
Blackstock Vineyards and Winery
Frogtown Cellars
Wolf Mountain Vineyards
Tiger Mountain Vineyards
Persimmon Creek
...and many more HERE
To the locals: Cheers, Sláinte, L'Chaim, Salud, Prost, Skål, Konbe, and Kampai!
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Taking Flight at Montaluce (at last, Georgia Wines part 4 of 4)
Sunday, September 13, 2009
A Wine in Wolf's Clothing (Georgia Wine, part 2 of 3)
How many of your most enjoyable wine experiences start this way?
Wake up in strange bed in strange house (fortunately, not with strange woman), hazy-headed, blurred-vision. Dry mouth, pounding headache, regret. Oh, the regret. And yet, it's unclear what I'm regretting.
Oh yeah. Beloved alma mater lost football game. Stupid other games didn't cover. Drowned sorrow in what may-have-been root beer-flavored vodka.
Wake wife. Get dressed. Stop by Wendy's, hoping that they're serving a chicken sandwich at 10 AM. Chicken sandwich and large Sprite perhaps saves life. "Why did I set up a meeting with a winery today," I continually question myself. "The last thing I want to see is anything remotely alcoholic, let alone an entire operation dedicated to it."
Not familiar? Perhaps you're not an Irish-blooded, football-crazy wine lover. It happens.
But upon reaching the beautiful grounds of Wolf Mountain Vineyards in nearby Dahlonega, GA (about an hour north of Atlanta), things start to turn around. Up a very steep driveway off a non-descript backroad in an unknown (to most) part of the world, one is greeted by Cabernet Sauvignon vines, picturesque grounds, and- on this day- a packed parking lot. Apparently, the secret's out. My wife and I amble into the inviting tasting room and we're quickly greeted by winemaker and owner, Karl Boegner. The friendly, Hawaiian-shirt clad Boegner, looking about in his mid-fifties, is the patriarch of the family-run operation, and has spent most of his life in the wine industry, including tours in Epernay and Reims, two strongholds of Champagne, France.
As we walk through the rows of ripe Cabernet vines- only a couple weeks away from harvest- Boegner regales me of the great challenges and opportunities of growing vitis vinifera in North Georgia. He tells me that the 1800' above-sea-level elevation of the Dahlonega Plateau is the critical factor allowing traditional wine grapes to grow in such an unforgiving climate (in fact, Boegner has been a relentless voice in pushing to make this region Georgia's first AVA, or American Viticultural Area, giving real creedence to the local terroir). We discuss the experimental nature of the industry. Besides Cabernet, Wolf Mountain is also growing Syrah, Malbec, Mourvèdre, Tannat (a brutally-tannic variety indiginous to Southwest France), and Touriga Nacional (one of Portugal's signature red grapes) on its southwest-facing slopes. We move on to viticulture, the advantages of rain-repellant clay soils in a rainy climate, and how vine fungal diseases are a constant threat where notorious high-humidity is the norm, rather than the exception. When not fighting downy and powdery mildew- spraying every 7 days until June- Pierce's disease is a constant threat to the vines. Trust me: when you talk to a Georgia winemaker, you gain a great deal of respect for amount of, well, crap, that he endures in pursuit of a passion.
One thing is for certain: if the wines are half as lovely as the surroundings in where they're poured, then Wolf Mountain has a very good chance of putting local wine on the national map. What comes next is state support, and both Karl Boegner and his son Brannon seem hopeful that future administrations will loosen their historically-strict regulations on the industry. Distribution laws have recently opened up a bit, but there's more work to do. Indeed, the positive economic impact of a burgeoning wine region- both for product sales and tourism- cannot be ignored. What will come out of full support can only be a good thing.
The final piece of the puzzle is local backing. Visit Wolf Mountain, as well as its neighbors. No, I'm not being compensated to say this, and I was not asked to do so. But I have a great deal of pride in where I'm from, and every place in the world has something unique about it. One of the greatest things about wine is that it can express that uniqueness unlike anything else.
On Wednesday, I'll focus on the wine, touching on the highlights of Wolf Mountain's many offerings. I hope to find something in the glass that cannot be found anywhere else, much like what I've found in the foothills just north of my beloved city.
Oh, I'll also be staying away from root beer vodka, as I raise my glass of Pepto Bismol: Cheers, Sláinte, L'Chaim, Salud, Prost, Skål, Konbe, and Kampai!
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Don't Hassle Me, I'm Local (Georgia Wine, part 1 of 3)
"We're not trying to make California wine. If you want California wine, go to California. What we are doing is making Georgia wine...and Georgia wine is good wine."
-Rob Beecham, Montaluce Vineyards
An obvious statement on the surface, but one profoundly rooted in the European concept of terroir- the concept that a wine is so much more than the fruit itself. The soil, the climate, the orientation of the slopes, the training of the vine, the care of the grower and the mastery of the winemaker; all culminating in the glass as so much more: a truly unique expression that can only be found in certain parts of the world.
I'd expect this talk from a Frenchman or Italian vintner. Yet Beecham is certainly neither. The hip, forty-something, boundless ball of energy and enthusiasm, builder, developer, family man, and obvious wine-fanatic hails from Decatur, GA - just east of downtown Atlanta, attended Roswell High School in the suburbs, and now resides in the hills an hour north of the city.
Yep, I found my kindred spirit: the other Atlanta native. Seriously, it seems NO ONE living here is from here originally.
But what's happening in those hills- namely, Dahlonega, GA- is incredibly exciting. When faced with a burning desire to move west and settle down in wine country, grow old with his friends and family with a cigar in one hand and a glass of wine in another, Beecham, along with brother Brent, decided to build something close to home. The result: Montaluce, a community of homes, vineyards, a beautiful winery, restaurant, and event facilities. And it's all a stone's throw from the 8th largest metropolitan area in the States. And, as their vines hit the magic 3-4 year birthday, they're making wine with their own grapes. "Why can't we have wine country in our home state?" questions Rob. "Georgia used to be the sixth largest producer of wine in the union, but we're having to learn the process again."
Another dubious feather-in-the-cap of Prohibition. But the notorious 18th amendment is only part of the story. A growing temperance movement (that just sounds lame) that manifested in the early 1800's reached a head in 1908, and the Georgia legislature ratified a statewide ban on alcohol that even outlasted the national Prohibition that ended in 1933. Georgia wised up in 1935, but the damage had been done...most vineyards were abandoned and neglected.
But enough with the history lesson. More on that can be found at http://www.georgiawinecountry.com/
And now, where America's first gold rush began, another treasure trove- first reemerging in the 70's- is firmly establishing itself: quality wine produced from vitis vinifera (traditional European wine grapes), all in an area naysayers would criticize as too humid and rainy to produce great vino. Are there challenges? Huge ones. Peronospera and oidium, among other fungal diseases to the vine, are combatted weekly. Pierce's disease runs rampant. Furthermore, economies of scale, global reputation, and awareness are a constant threat: how will a consumer choose a $20+ wine from a fledgling growing region over internationally-renowned regions' products at half the price?
I think the "locavore" movement will play a critical part. As forward-thinking restauranteurs and consumers look to support local farmers, ranches, and fisheries, providing local wineries seems the next logical step to me. And if there's not a golden goose sitting on the locavore nest (what does that even mean?), then tourism can play its role. Anyone as wine -nerdy as me daydreams about trips to the west coast, France, Italy. What we all need to understand is that there's a pretty damn good time only an hour away.
But even more promising to the success of Montaluce and wineries like it is the incredible passion of the folks backing it. Rarely have I known tireless visionaries to fail in their endeavors, and if I can say one thing about Rob Beecham in the short time I spoke with him, it's crystal-clear that he's putting everything he's got into his dream, and it resonates in the product; whether that be the homes, the tasting room decor, or the surprising wine.
I'll be talking about some of the wines in greater detail next Wednesday for "Wine Blogging Wednesday #61" (a brainchild of Lenn Thompson, head honcho at lenndevours.com, a read definitely worth your glance). In the meantime, take a look at montalucewinery.com, or even better, hop in your car, leave your preconceptions cellared with your Mondavi and Opus One, and prepare yourself for a great time. You'll not just be helping the local economy, you be participating in a wine culture that can literally be called home-grown.
As I proudly raise a glass of unique, Georgia wine, I say to you Cheers, Sláinte, L'Chaim, Salud, Prost, Skål, Konbe, and Kampai!

