I've skipped town to go golfing with the boys. Obviously, our golf trips end up exactly like this scene from Caddyshack. And for the record, our excursions NEVER end up like ANY scene from Caddyshack 2. For shame, Caddyshack 2. Replacing Rodney Dangerfield with Jackie Mason is like replacing the venerable Dr. Vino with... me.

In lieu of the conventional cold beer on the course this year, I'll be cracking some Vinho Verde to see if it refreshes and simultaneously improves/deteriorates my golf game the way only cold beer previously could.

Ever taken some wine out on the golf course? What'd you bring, and did it work?