Like a band of half-witted P.T. Barnums, the "Top Gun Blogging" crew has geared into shameless self-promotion. Drew from Vineyard Vlog put together an excellent recap of what will be serving up in the Wine Bloggers' Conference session, sans any semblance of cocky handsomeness akin to Val Kilmer's "Iceman" character on the actual panel.

But making a polished piece of movie magic like this is not a task for the faint of heart. There are several takes that need to be filmed, B-roll footage, the duality of on-camera and off-camera persona, and the arduous task of dealing with the talent's inflated ego.

I present...the outtakes, a study in absurdly sub-par acting: